You probably haven't been lying awake in bed at night wondering whatever became of Stifler and Oz and the rest of the horny kids from the original American Pie movie. Yet here they are, after 13 years and a couple of sequels, and they're more bland than bawdy these days. That's part of the joke: that they (and we) aren't in high school anymore, that we all have to grow up and function as adults. But that doesn't make for a very fun or funny movie; instead, American Reunion relies on cliches about nostalgia and melodrama about the rekindling of first loves. Jim and Michelle (Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan) are now married with a 2-year-old son and zero sex life.
Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope
People who love Comic-Con spend about an hour and a half telling you how much they love Comic-Con. That's pretty much the extent of Morgan Spurlock's documentary about the annual convention in San Diego that has turned into sort of an extravaganza for geeks. If you have to ask what the title is a reference to, this movie is probably not for you; then again, even if you do get it, you won't appreciate the film fully unless you're already a member of the choir to which it's preaching. What began in 1970 as an opportunity for a couple hundred serious comic book aficionados to meet and discuss their favorite characters and stories has exploded in recent years to a platform for blockbuster sci-fi movies, TV series and video games that draws about 150,000. You won't get much insight into the inner workings of this specific personality type, this fervent fanaticism -- people who spend untold hours crafting their own Stormtrooper outfits or learning to speak fluent Klingon -- but you will get countless testimonials as to why this annual gathering makes these sometimes socially awkward folks finally feel comfortable. Kevin Smith, Stan Lee and Seth Rogen are among the famous faces. PG-13 for some sex and drug references, language and brief horror images.
Titanic in 3-D
If any film should be redone in 3-D, it's Titanic. And if any filmmaker should be the one doing it, it's James Cameron. He's been a pioneer in advancing this cinematic technology for years, from his underwater documentaries to the record-breaking juggernaut that is Avatar. And so ironically, for a film that hasn't got an ounce of understatement in its three-hour-plus running time, Titanic in 3-D is really rather subtle and finely tuned. There's nothing gimmicky about the conversion process; it's immersive, it actually enhances the viewing experience the way a third dimension should. It's also gorgeous: crisp and tactile, warm and inviting -- until all hell breaks loose. So often when 2-D films are transformed into 3-D, they're done so hastily with results that are murky and inaccessible. Cameron and his team clearly took their time. So while the romantic first half of the film remains more emotionally compelling, the disastrous second half has become even more visually dazzling. Cameron has stayed true to the content of his 1997 film, the winner of 11 Oscars including best picture -- and that includes his clunky script filled with hokey dialogue and broad characters. What also remains intact is the earnestness of Titanic, the absence of snark or irony, and the sensation that you're watching a big, ambitious, good-old-fashioned spectacle that can withstand the test of time. Plus, it's just fun to see the buxom, feisty Kate Winslet and boyish, charming Leonardo DiCaprio in the roles that made them superstars once more on the big screen. PG-13 for disaster-related peril and violence, nudity, sensuality and brief language.